The Roommate / Amazon.com.
1. She asks you to take your shoes off when you walk into her apartment.
She may not impose many rules onto her houseguests, but of the few she does, removing one’s shoes takes priority. She’s always been faintly aware of what this request implies. She’s never considered her staunch refusal to offer so much as a “hello” before demanding her guests take off their shoes to be becoming. And she’s aware that this must stand in stark opposition to her very chill disposition. But then, perhaps that’s just the point: perhaps it’s her (re: my) subconscious’ way of urging these guests to lower all standards and expectations of her, lest they want to leave profoundly disappointed.
2. She’s requested to follow or be friends with most of your friends and family on social media.
There have been four, maybe five, dates and already the texts…
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