Can’t Find A Suitable Mate? Marry Yourself

Photo By Eric B. Blackshire

That’s what a woman in Houston did. The Houston Chronical reports that  Yasmin Eleby  married herself in  a “lavish ceremony with ten bridesmaids in attendance, plus family and other guests.

Chronic masturbators might perk up to this idea.

The event was held at the Houston Museum of African-American Culture. While it is not legal  to marry ones’ self in Houston the ‘marriage went off without a hitch complete with a real minister who happens to be Eleby’s sister.

This is one late night talk show hosts should be all over. “Man forces himself on himself  after spouse (himself)  refused to have sex with himself”. “Woman divorces herself after she discovers left-hand cheating with short dildo”.

Seriously though….

The museum’s CEO John Guess Jr. told the Chronicle’s Craig Hlavaty the ceremony was “in line with forward thinking normally found” at his complex.

“Once she hit 40 she figured if she didn’t find someone who loved her as much as she did, she would marry herself,” he said.

Eleby writes on her Facebook page that she’s been “overwhelmed” by the love and supports she’s received since the ceremony.

No word on whether the newlywed has any plans for children.

Just when the nation was making progress with getting same sex marriage established along comes this.

Insurance companies are going to love this. “Man married to self dies – insurance company unable to pay premiums because – well – the man’s spouse died at the same time, date, and manner that he did.

Seriously-Congratulations to the newlyweds.

Published by: Geo Gee

I'm a curious one that finds politics, social issues, and diverse progressive solutions interesting. I believe information and education are the most powerful weapons one can arm himself with. Those two dynamics alone open the doors to opportunities. I also subscribe to each one teach one for a better world for all.

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